Let's Go To The Moon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

The Purple Child

Here is a story that can be told in two ways. The first being from the child’s perspective, and the second being from my own. I shall first start with her view of the situation.

“Wow I cannot wait to buy this shirt for school! I shall hand it to this lady! She has nice hair! I bought a purple blanket to match my lips which have white sparkles on them like my purple eye shadow. I wonder if this lady knows her eye shadow is brown. That is not a fun color. I should let her feel my blanket! Wow she likes it! We should play sometime! I shall give her my number and then we can have a sleepover and play Barbie’s! What if she doesn’t like Barbie’s?! Okay we can do whatever she wants. I just want her to braid my hair. She looks like Elsa! No… more like Belle…. Does she like ice cream? Maybe we can have ice cream! I wish I remembered the phone number. Why do we have to leave this nice lady? I want to play! That is okay though because she will call me and we can have a sleepover! BYE!!!!”


Then, from my perspective:

“Oh! Is this a new polo for school?” I ask.

“Look I have a purple fuzzy blanket! It matches my lipstgloss that has white on it and my eyes. I am five how old are you?” she rambles.

“How old do you think I am?”

“Like forty?” I laugh in response but before I can answer she says, “I think you should come over and play! We can have a sleepover. Dad give her the phone number so she can call. It is four zoe two, sevent oh nine five right daddy? Oh and we can play Barbie’s or watch a movie! What ever you want really! I just want to play! Your eyes are brown!” (my eyes are green by my makeup is brown) “You look like ELs-BELLE! You read I bet. We can read at the sleepover!”

As she rambles on I listen and respond. I give her my fake phone number and as she leaves she says, “See you soon!” and she tumbles out the door, giddy for the sleepover that will never come.

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johnlock-17:
“ medusa-lith:
“ fandomwhore123:
“ angelaodinsdotttir:
“ comic-chick:
“ carryonmy-assbutt:
“ theawesomeadventurer:
“ stormreach:
“ boss-hoody:
“ thetallblacknerd:
“ neonbakingsoda:
“ lion-against-sjw:
“ the-prolefeed:
“ what?
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the-prolefeed

what?

lion-against-sjw

Skull poop L?

neonbakingsoda

what is this really supposed to mean tho

thetallblacknerd

Dea poo L

boss-hoody

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

stormreach

Yes

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theawesomeadventurer

fuckin love all of this nonsense

carryonmy-assbutt

don’t forget this gem

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comic-chick

@deadpoolology

angelaodinsdotttir

so apparently ryan reynolds told fox they didnt have the balls to put up the emoji one 

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also there is the dick joke one 

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and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one 

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fandomwhore123

@beyondrapture

medusa-lith

@agenthgwells λιγοτερο απο μηνα

johnlock-17

The dick joke one is my lockscreen 😂

wander-into-infinity
canikon-bokeh

Exactly. 

sonic-hip-attack

Imagine a wall full of circular holes, that circles can keep walking in and out of with no difficulty.

Now imagine that the triangles manage to get the resources together, after years of not being able to fit through the circle’s holes, to drill a single triangle space into the wall.

Now imagine that the circle — who previously supported the triangle’s efforts because they are well-rounded (har) and value equality —  comes along and sees the construction project. But instead of being happy, they get angry.

“Well, I won’t be able to fit through your hole!!!!” the circle cries.

“I helped you get the drill!!!!” the circle shrieks.

“Make it fit me too!!!!” the circle demands.

The triangles, barely holding it together enough to get a triangle hole together, stare at the circle in confusion. 

“You have all the holes you need,” the triangles explain. “This is for us. You don’t need to fit through our hole, too.”

“YOU’RE BEING UNEQUAL AND HURTING MY FEELINGS!” the circle wails. “I DON’T SUPPORT YOUR HOLE IF IT DOESN’T FIT ME TOO. GIVE ME MY DRILL BACK.” 

“It’s not your drill, it’s our drill. You helped us get it, because you said you cared.”

“I ONLY CARED WHEN I THOUGHT YOU’D MAKE A HOLE EVERYONE COULD FIT THROUGH. YOU’RE PERPETUATING INEQUALITY!!!”

“Why is it up to us, the small group that has never been able to fit through the wall at all, to make a hole everyone can use? Why isn’t it up to you, the people who have been able to cross back and forth at will for years? We just want to see the other side; why are you yelling at us?”

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE BORN A CIRCLE, OMG. I’VE HAD TO WORK HARD ALL MY LIFE TOO. YOU’RE JUST BEING BIGOTED AGAINST ME BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I CAN’T CONTROL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE IS AGAINST YOU.”

“You are interfering with our project and asking us to comfort you while we’re trying to make progress. Please leave.”

“I’m going to tell everyone about this,” the circle warns. “Nobody will support you now.”

“Apparently nobody ever did,” the triangles sigh, getting back to work.

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain

It’s kind of sad

That we have to draw comics using colorful shapes

To explain systematic inequality to people

palestinianliberator

Reblogging again because yes good